No one asked but I found Mortal Kombat's best cuddler | Unraveled

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  • Published: 26 May 2019
  • Mortal Kombat is a gruesome game filled with murderous characters that, honestly, should chill out a little. So Brian David Gilbert unraveled which Mortal Kombatant would cuddle the best.

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  • Eastway
    Eastway  7 hours back

    "And eating in bed is a very bad habit"
    Me mid-bite:

    • Chas Larcomb
      Chas Larcomb  1 days back

      7:14 "He's probably only as dangerous as whatever non-FDA juice you've put in your vape rig."


      Considering recent discoveries, he probably belongs more in the Edward Scissorhands category than with the Michael Cera expies.

      • Maisie Draig
        Maisie Draig  3 days back

        do the Pokemon protagonists ranked by age-inappropriateness of journey relative to the amount of peril they endure (pls & thank:)

        • B Town
          B Town  3 days back

          Omg. Sonya is a sandy hook truther? This explains SO much.

          • Cobalt Cheshire
            Cobalt Cheshire  3 days back

            Okay but putting your head in Kano’s chest hair must feel A M A Z I N G

            • Cool 3
              Cool 3  3 days back

              What are you, fucking gayyy?

              • Peril
                Peril  4 days back

                I love how he talks about these characters like he’s cuddled with them

                • martian73
                  martian73  4 days back

                  HIMBO WAS USED IN MAY? How much do you wanna bet that this man popularized it

                  • johnny-guitar
                    johnny-guitar  5 days back

                    "He's probably only as dangerous as whatever non-FDA juice you put in your vape rig."

                    Wow this aged poorly.

                    • QuanChiKombat
                      QuanChiKombat  5 days back

                      Yeah i guess that's ok or whatever

                      • LGBT PlayingGames
                        LGBT PlayingGames  6 days back

                        I'm actually disappointed that you disqualified Jade from the cuddle matrix, given that she's 1) lithe & physically flexible -- which can be advantageous in cuddling, physically, and 2) she's extremely loyal to Kitana (literally to the death) and her bae Kotal -- which shows that emotionally, if you can get her on your side, she's the ultimate ride-or-die, and would give some of the *BEST* cuddles.

                        • Celt of Canaan Esurix
                          Celt of Canaan Esurix  6 days back

                          Me: I need to get to bed it’s late
                          Also me at 11 pm...

                          • LeftyThat
                            LeftyThat  7 days back

                            The only good time to be a centrist

                            • Denise Huston
                              Denise Huston  7 days back

                              "Steer clear of this knife pervert," destroyed my entire soul.

                              • Pauciloquent Flibbertigibbet

                                There is an underlying implication with each review that BDG has personally cuddled and tested each character before making this video.

                                • Lillian M.
                                  Lillian M.  1 weeks back

                                  is bdg okay


                                  i mean we all know the answer but... is he sincerely okay

                                  • Operatic Egg
                                    Operatic Egg  1 weeks back

                                    Bro I hate horses so much

                                    • snaggle paggle
                                      snaggle paggle  1 weeks back

                                      Brian, you’re beginning to resemble hitler

                                      • el chule
                                        el chule  1 weeks back

                                        i feel like i dated micheal cera in highschool in my past life

                                        • Laristics
                                          Laristics  1 weeks back

                                          Cassie for life bro

                                          • Wes.D
                                            Wes.D  2 weeks back

                                            BDG:Triborg...
                                            Me:INTENSE CALCULATION he gonna say it...
                                            BDG:more like try hard

                                            Me:DEUS VULT!!!!!!!!

                                            • Nickp725
                                              Nickp725  2 weeks back

                                              The version of the Mortal Kombat theme in this gets me every time

                                              • Antonio Elua
                                                Antonio Elua  2 weeks back

                                                I'm more of a plutten guy

                                                • Kate Mp
                                                  Kate Mp  2 weeks back

                                                  Sorry but the moustache is so disconcerting I don’t know what to do

                                                  • CyberChamp
                                                    CyberChamp  2 weeks back

                                                    Still upset that you just reject MoKap. He is a good boi.

                                                    • Penguin Starlette
                                                      Penguin Starlette  2 weeks back

                                                      "D'Vorah is an insect lady who is only loyal to the hive. And if you're cuddling with her and you've got holes somewhere on your body... *She will put bugs in them.* "

                                                      • Johanna Dracona
                                                        Johanna Dracona  2 weeks back

                                                        “Tremor is a criminal dirt ninja who will fill your bed with pebbles” really gets me every time.
                                                        9:57

                                                        • ZB
                                                          ZB  2 weeks back

                                                          Bugman

                                                          • Lillie Wonka
                                                            Lillie Wonka  2 weeks back

                                                            NightWolf, I choose you.

                                                            • Sarah M
                                                              Sarah M  2 weeks back

                                                              You know, I think the nicest compliment you can receive on your comedy is when a person does a spit take and spews their tea everywhere.




                                                              That being said—

                                                              • Sri Harsha
                                                                Sri Harsha  2 weeks back

                                                                this guy tells me stuff i never knew i needed to know

                                                                • Samuel Trujillo
                                                                  Samuel Trujillo  2 weeks back

                                                                  That was pure gold when he talked about ermac. He is the rare case in which 2 is a crowd. Genius!

                                                                  • Sebastian Mårtensson
                                                                    Sebastian Mårtensson  2 weeks back

                                                                    Is... is BDG secretly making a ”Young Gomez Addams”-show?

                                                                    • 00DayMan00
                                                                      00DayMan00  3 weeks back

                                                                      so... cuddling's a metaphor for sex right?

                                                                      • MMFAN
                                                                        MMFAN  3 weeks back

                                                                        Wish I had someone to cuddle...
                                                                        Scorpion: Get over here!

                                                                        • Thugzilla
                                                                          Thugzilla  3 weeks back

                                                                          What the fuck is this show?





                                                                          Idk but I love every episode

                                                                          • Connor Shepherd
                                                                            Connor Shepherd  3 weeks back

                                                                            Your body says 40 year old stock broker but your voice says overweight 27 year old female food vlogger.

                                                                            • Sammy with a Why
                                                                              Sammy with a Why  3 weeks back

                                                                              *Do not attempt to cuddle this skinless meat man*

                                                                              • The Man Who Says hoib
                                                                                The Man Who Says hoib  3 weeks back

                                                                                "Do not cuddle this skinless meat man"-brian David hoibert

                                                                                • OverloadOverlord
                                                                                  OverloadOverlord  3 weeks back

                                                                                  Yeah but Kano will steal your heart.

                                                                                  • T. R.
                                                                                    T. R.  3 weeks back

                                                                                    Stop telling me what to do with knife perverts, young 1970’s dad!!

                                                                                    • Oliver Bisgaard
                                                                                      Oliver Bisgaard  3 weeks back

                                                                                      I like when people put their cold hands on me

                                                                                      • The Jjblizzard
                                                                                        The Jjblizzard  3 weeks back

                                                                                        Ranking Super Smash Bros Characters by how much money they make in canon

                                                                                        • Mitja Kocjancic
                                                                                          Mitja Kocjancic  3 weeks back

                                                                                          Kintaro 😍😂

                                                                                          • byebyecitybyebye
                                                                                            byebyecitybyebye  4 weeks back

                                                                                            I need that tie.

                                                                                            • Wowbagger
                                                                                              Wowbagger  4 weeks back

                                                                                              *GET OVER HERE!!!* ...and give me a HUG!

                                                                                              • Arianna Gelderloos
                                                                                                Arianna Gelderloos  4 weeks back

                                                                                                This video plus the sexy monster video just proves that BDG IS A COWARD

                                                                                                • K.C Moore
                                                                                                  K.C Moore  4 weeks back

                                                                                                  *Do not cuddle this skinless meat man*