It is the first day of university

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  • Published: 11 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ewww_its_jo...
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/tweet_joana
    Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana

    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: http://incompetech.com/

    If you want to translate the video: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_cs_p...

    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 14 131

  • fortsaretaken
    fortsaretaken  2 hours back

    *uhmmmmmm...is it ok if I fail at any type of subject that includes math most of the time?...*

    • Mia Harp
      Mia Harp  4 hours back

      meanwhile, I just started high school......

      • Wønder
        Wønder  4 hours back

        When you realize Joana has the same pencil box as you

        • BTNLOCO
          BTNLOCO  4 hours back

          Why does your dad seem pissed all the time

          • Dana Neveu
            Dana Neveu  6 hours back

            Shutterstock

            • theresamariee
              theresamariee  8 hours back

              i'm just happy i understand tennis and joana doesn't hehe

              • Bratu Horia
                Bratu Horia  9 hours back

                Maybe nancy from 3rd grade stole your sanity

                • Ashleigh Scanlon
                  Ashleigh Scanlon  11 hours back

                  I'm not the only one who reads Percy Jackson now

                  • Ryan Herd
                    Ryan Herd  12 hours back

                    I followed when you made the accurate comment about peoples reaction to studying physics. I'm in my fourth year of physics and people still react that same way 😂

                    • Ali the potato
                      Ali the potato  12 hours back

                      Lol I thought you were like 14-15 years old 😂

                      • Raisa Ryuna
                        Raisa Ryuna  13 hours back

                        What happened to your room joana

                        • SophieWhiskers
                          SophieWhiskers  13 hours back

                          Also a physics major and my name is Samantha!

                          • Nany V
                            Nany V  13 hours back

                            Omg Joana reads pjo!!!!

                            • Clarie Crystal
                              Clarie Crystal  13 hours back

                              i read percy jackson when i was 10 and i am still IN LOVE with it
                              I RECOMMEND THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS OR ANYTHING BY CASSANDRA CLARE

                              • Creamii Subliminals
                                Creamii Subliminals  14 hours back

                                Seniors: *n o o b*

                                • Disconext
                                  Disconext  15 hours back

                                  I’m still waiting for my Undergrad 2.0.

                                  • Anita K
                                    Anita K  15 hours back

                                    4:49 So we're not gonna talk about this? Ok.

                                    • I want to stan 897 more groups but I am too lazy

                                      Joana: YELLOW IS DISGUSTING NO ONE SHOULD WEAR YELLOW
                                      also Joana: *is wearing a yellow shirt in her profile picture*

                                      • Jesse Ortega
                                        Jesse Ortega  20 hours back

                                        Joanna: and then my calculus teach spent 10 minutes telling us why socialism is bad

                                        Me drunk af at 3 am after the club and a bowl of chili in bed with just socks: *snap snap snap*

                                        • HowdyGents
                                          HowdyGents  20 hours back

                                          Have you heard about the tunnels under your school? 🍴

                                          • Crispy Chicken
                                            Crispy Chicken  22 hours back

                                            DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE SHE GOT HER SHOES OR THE NAME OF THEM

                                            • DAVE? Official Fanpage
                                              DAVE? Official Fanpage  23 hours back

                                              God dammit Samantha

                                              • Matthew Barnette
                                                Matthew Barnette  23 hours back

                                                "I left my sanity back in, like, the 3rd grade."

                                                'Well sanity is for the weak' has been my motto since like 4th grade, so that just means you're not weak.

                                                • Alex Stansbury
                                                  Alex Stansbury  24 hours back

                                                  She's a modern day Velma

                                                  • ketsia
                                                    ketsia  1 days back

                                                    Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?

                                                    • Tessa Byers
                                                      Tessa Byers  1 days back

                                                      My first day of school was on August 15th😂

                                                      • Blake Johnson
                                                        Blake Johnson  1 days back

                                                        Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though

                                                        • The Magnificent WICKED

                                                          Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING.


                                                          Joana in profile picture: *wears* *yellow*

                                                          • John Smith
                                                            John Smith  1 days back

                                                            Physics ??? YEHHHHHHH.... Rocket science is just behind a corner...

                                                            • Kpop Ruined My lifeu
                                                              Kpop Ruined My lifeu  1 days back

                                                              I just realized holly shit you are tall!

                                                              • ThatAwkward Vampire
                                                                ThatAwkward Vampire  1 days back

                                                                Is.. is she just.. eating a mushroom straight?

                                                                • Steve McQueen
                                                                  Steve McQueen  1 days back

                                                                  YOU R READING PERCY JACKSON FUCK YES THE BEST BOOKS EVER

                                                                  • Eren Datass
                                                                    Eren Datass  1 days back

                                                                    peter pan screams, be careful u guys

                                                                    • Lizzy Grant
                                                                      Lizzy Grant  1 days back

                                                                      *_ARITZIA should make Jenedict Cucumberbatch their Ambassador ya know._*

                                                                      • Theresa Carmen
                                                                        Theresa Carmen  1 days back

                                                                        Looks like you're off to a fabulous start. I'm afraid your schedule sounds like a nightmare to me. I was an art student and hated anything that didn't include surface to color on and things to color with. Still that way.

                                                                        • Ana Taylor
                                                                          Ana Taylor  1 days back

                                                                          One like equals one pray that joana never has any scandals and stays one of the most wholesome YouTubers on the platform

                                                                          • Boy Wonder
                                                                            Boy Wonder  1 days back

                                                                            She need me

                                                                            • Isaac Hunter
                                                                              Isaac Hunter  1 days back

                                                                              @11:58 - "To begin with, you're going to burn some meat. It really brings out the flavor of animals suffering." Hilarious!

                                                                              • Doh a Deer
                                                                                Doh a Deer  2 days back

                                                                                4:20 - T-1000 looking for John Connor.

                                                                                • SlowMoJoe9
                                                                                  SlowMoJoe9  2 days back

                                                                                  C A L M Y O U R M E A T L E S S T I T T Y S

                                                                                  • netko tko bi volio pretplatnike

                                                                                    To her early is 8.50 am and my school starts at 7.45 am🤔🤔

                                                                                    • Abu Asliha
                                                                                      Abu Asliha  2 days back

                                                                                      0:38 thought she was holding a candle

                                                                                      • Tara Jones
                                                                                        Tara Jones  2 days back

                                                                                        I’m moving in to uni tomorrow. Wait hang on IM MOVING IN TO UNI TOMORROW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaA.

                                                                                        • Allegra Tigani
                                                                                          Allegra Tigani  2 days back

                                                                                          What is she studying

                                                                                          • Jonas Grumby
                                                                                            Jonas Grumby  2 days back

                                                                                            Idiotic. Jesus Christ.

                                                                                            • Dominic Durant
                                                                                              Dominic Durant  2 days back

                                                                                              I keep getting mental health related ads for this channel loll

                                                                                              • adri katzin
                                                                                                adri katzin  2 days back

                                                                                                yew! I'm majoring in physics to and totally relate to people's reactions! goodluck sista

                                                                                                • Jose Carlos
                                                                                                  Jose Carlos  2 days back

                                                                                                  Back to school shmooping? América explica